Happy Birthday, Mateen Cleaves!!

•September 7, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Happy 32nd Birthday, Mateen Cleaves!  You may remember him as the Final Four’s MOP who led the Michigan State Spartans to the National Championship in 2000.  Since then, he’s played 6 very unspectacular seasons in the NBA.  So unspectacular, they were, that I was COMPLETELY unaware he was even IN the NBA.  He played with a different team roughly every season and is currently a point guard in the D-League for a team you and I never heard of.  If I’m not mistaken, he even played overseas.  I hope he caked up because his pro b-ball career is looking kinda bleak at this point!

New Site

•August 28, 2009 • Leave a Comment

As of right now, I will be doing my blogging at http://www.tmikwid.com/

Thank you!

Beyonce WTF

•August 23, 2009 • Leave a Comment

As a straight male who isn’t gay, I dig Beyonce.  She’s talented, and very easy on the eyes.  But I am becoming increasingly sick of this overexposure and transparent “hey I’m larger than life” game plan.  We saw it with the B-Day album and we’re witnessing it right now w/ the “I Am/Sasha Fierce” album.  You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.  I’m not sure who told her it was a good idea, but we’re once again being treated to singles/music videos for EVERY FUCKING SONG ON THE ALBUM!  I heard (downloaded, illegally) the album when it first came out last year, and I enjoyed the majority of it.  Naturally, the uptempo songs were better than the overbearing ballads, but overall it was a nice piece of work.  Not nice enough, however, to be forcefed the songs one by one thru the various MTV channels.  And if seeing/hearing the songs at every turn wasn’t bad enough, Beyonce and friends are displaying some troubling laziness as ALL of the videos seem to be following a strikingly similar format.

While nice to look at, the whole “I’m Beyonce and I’ma just dance the entire video w/ two other chicks behind me, one of which may be a man” thing is REALLY getting old.  Why not put a little more thought into these things if you’re gonna bombard us with yourself?

Happy Birthday, Striggity!

•August 19, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Yes, today I turn 25 for the second time.  Isn’t life grand?  Anyways, for those of you who would like to wish me a happy birthday (which should be ALL of you!), feel free to drop a comment.  Or not. Don’t matter, yo.

Are You Ready For Some Fucking Football?!?

•August 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I can’t believe the new season is finally upon us.  I feel like it’s been an eternity.  I’m a fan of all sports, but I don’t think there’s a single sport (in our country, anyway) that is as feverishly awaited as football.  NBA and MLB are cool and all, but the NFL is clearly where it’s at.  I’m so excited for the Sundays full of channel flipping, excitement, yelling, cursing, clapping, remote throwing, and the week long shit-talk sessions that lead up to it all.  Yes, there is NOTHING like football season. NOTHING.

PS: Fuck the Cowboys.

Glove Compartments

•August 6, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I got pulled over earlier today.  And during the whole predictable routine that ensues afterwards, the officer asks me for my license and registration to which I replied “sure, let me get it from my glove compartment.”  In the moments that followed, I had a pretty interesting thought that I’m sure many people had before, and while waiting for the cop to run my information and write up my ticket (which I won’t be paying), I was able to come to a pretty profound conclusion: the term glove compartment is fucking retarded.

For one thing, no one I know has ever placed their gloves in the glove compartment.  Ever.  But let’s assume for one minute that we were actually supposed to put our gloves there.  And lets think about this logically.  When do we wear gloves?  Primarily in the winter time when it’s cold.  When do people primarily operate their vehicles?  Usually between the hours of 7am-7pm (taking into account pre/post work errands, and the typical 9-5 schedule).  So it would make sense to think that the coldest part of a winter day (the overnight period, when our cars are parked), our gloves would be waiting for us in our glove compartment.  Because that’s where we’re supposed to put them, right?  Well, during the winter, temperatures dip as low as 10 degrees overnight, usually lower.  Do you wanna wake up in the morning when it’s already cold…open your cold car door with your bare hands, only to put on a pair of gloves that have been sitting in an ice cold car?

I. Don’t. Fucking. Think. So.

I’m glad to know that no one puts their gloves in the glove compartment.   But for the glove compartment to be named so in the first place, SOMEONE must have thought it was a good idea.  That person needs to be shot and killed (if they haven’t died already).

Why Do We Not Have A PETH?

•July 30, 2009 • 2 Comments

Let it be known that I love animals as much as the next person.  My family has always had cats for pets, I’d love to get a dog (so long as it’s not too big), and I try to visit the zoo when I can.  Animals rock.  So I can appreciate and organization like PETA.  But due to the Michael Vick issue, there are talks that NFL teams are balking at signing him because they don’t want the negative publicity and PETA protesting that’s sure to follow.

I would understand that ONLY if there was a group who stood up for humans as strongly as PETA stands up for animals.  Why don’t we have that?  I mean, let’s really think about this logically. Michael Vick went to jail for 2 years for involving himself in dog killing.  Donté Lamar Stallworth killed an actual human and wasn’t even in jail for 3 weeks.  And if Goodell decides he wants to let him in again, I doubt there will be ‘human rights protests’ in the stands during the games.

It’s bad enough that PETA is overly aggresive with their message as it is, but the fact that corporations fear them so much to shy away from someone who’s already served their debt to society is a tad bit troubling to me.  I love dogs and all, and yea Vick was wrong, but the man has to start over sometime.  If I see so much as one sign or one protest during his return to the NFL I’m going to scream.

Michael Jackson’s Death Has Caused Me To Hate Hip Hop

•July 28, 2009 • Leave a Comment

The title may seem like a bit of a head scratcher, but I assure you it’ll all make sense when you reach the end of the article.  Quick disclaimer: Over the last month or so, the internet has been full of conspiracy theories suggesting Michael Jackson faked his death.  While there are aspects of these findings I personally believe in, that’s a topic I will not be touching in this article and it will be written under the full assumption that he has indeed passed away.

Like most people, I was was personally struck when the news hit of Michael’s passing.  I grew up a Michael Jackson fan.  At the age of 5, I was trying to learn the moonwalk.  At the age of 8, I was performing all his hit songs in my mirror pretending to put on my very own MJ tour.  At the age of 13, I lived a dream and hit the moonwalk on stage and witnessed an entire auditorium jumping to their feet, clapping and screaming.  I’ve heard almost every MJ recording that’s been made publically available, seen almost every bit of live footage, and have collected every album.  As a lover of music, MJ was the king of the hill.  A new Michael Jackson album wasn’t just another collection of music in my household.  It was a reason for the entire family to sit down and experience yet another piece of work.  It was a chance to argue about which song was the best, and more so, how this new album stood up against the previous albums.  Michael Jackson albums were an EVENT.  With his passing, I instantly knew that I’d never get to experience these “events” again.  I took joy in knowing I’d always have his 6 solo albums as a way to remember him, but I’m instantly saddened when faced with the reality that there is no music today that can compare to what MJ offered us.  Which brings me to my point.

For years, I’ve been very much into hip hop (like practically every other male in his early-mid 20’s).  I make music myself, I rap, etc.  But I’ve come to a striking realization that the overall culture of hip hop is beginning to bore me.  It’s easy for me to admit this because the culture has obviously changed over the years.  What once used to be a vehicle for self expression, originality and even uplift-ment has become nothing more than a glorification of violence and other ideologies that bring harm to an entire community.  I always told myself I’d never become one of those “hip hop is dead”, “music back in my day” type of people.  But it’s hard not to when you’re my age.  Being 26 years old means you’re old enough to remember Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, EPMD, Pete Rock, CL Smooth, ATCQ, etc…but at the same time, young enough to still be into hip hop with the likes of Soulja Boi, The New Kids, and Gucci Mane making the genre’s most popular music.  It’s definitely demoralizing as a fan of not only hip hop, but good music in general.  And if it weren’t bad enough that the music itself has taken a noticeable dip in quality, the genre is faced with so many “outside the music” issues that people these days simply accept it as part of the package.  Rappers are sent to jail on what seems to be a weekly basis, threats are often exchanged that have nothing to do with rap itself, rappers are killed, people affiliated with rap are killed.  The lucky ones are simply shot and live to tell the tale; and ironically these are the ones people look up to.  Yes, hip hop is a culture and a music that came from “the street”, and was made as a outlet for “the street”.  But why is hip hop the only music genre where people want each other dead?  Where people will fight someone because of what they say on a song?  And why does no one cringe at the fact that the people who are making the most money off of hip hop aren’t the people hip hop was made for?  Do you really think they care if a rapper ends up dead when there’s another rapper on the corner waiting to be “the next rapper”?

As it pertains to hip hop, no one wants to make timeless music.  Well, I take that back.  There are a handful of artists I look forward to because I know that they look to put out quality music.  I’m not going to name them in this article because most of you will disagree, and it’s beside the point anyway.  The fact is, when I listen to music, I want to feel something. Sometimes, I just wanna nod my head.  Sometimes, I just want something I can dance too (since I don’t really dance…something I can watch female dance to).  But sometimes, I want something more than that.  I want music I will remember 20 years from now.  Music I will put on and tell my children about. Every other genre has that, right?  I mean if you’re a rock fan, you have an entire list of bands and legendary artists you can school your kids on.   If you’re an R&B/Soul fan, there’s no end to the singers, groups, etc you can show you kids.  Even recent R&B acts like Usher (Confessions) and Justin Timberlake (FutureSex/LoveSounds) managed to put together projects I will listen to for years to come.  But what does hip hop currently offer me in that vein?  Aside from those aforementioned few, nothing.  You know why?  Because hip hop artists are distracted.  Hip hop artists are lazy, and the people in charge of these hip hop artists are even lazier.

Michael Jackson took 4-5 years in between albums because he wanted to give us the best possible album he could.  Hip hop artists, if we’re lukcy, take one year off (sometimes less time than that) to cash in on their current popularity. Michael Jackson worked with one or two producers for an entire album to come up with a cohesive sound.  Hip Hop artists pay the hottest producers in the game (at the time) to cash in on their current popularity.  Michael Jackson went on stage to entertain and dazzle us night after night.  Hip Hop artists stand on stage with 5 other people yelling out their lyrics to the point where we can’t understand ANYTHING.  When Michael Jackson died, I realized there was no one left that could offer the magic he offered.  Least of all in what used to be my favorite genre: Hip Hop.

Vernon Forrest Found Dead

•July 26, 2009 • 1 Comment

It’s kind of becoming a disturbingly sad trend, but yet another high profile athlete has been killed.  Former welterweight and middleweight champion Vernon Forrest was shot and killed during an attempted car jacking.  I think the most saddest detail of this tragedy (aside from the death itself, obviously) is that his girlfriends son was in the backseat when this all went down.

Mark Buehrle Throws A Perfect Game

•July 23, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Only the 18th in MLB history, and the first since Randy Johnson 5 years ago.  How fucking awesome is that?